I think about what I'm like, and what my girlfriend is like, and I can pretty much imagine what our future kid (should we have one) would be like. I can see him/her being a total smart ass and driving everyone nuts.
This sign is something my kid would do.
Daimen Nielsen, 4, greeted his mom, Barbara Nielsen, at Fort Smith regional airport in Arkansas with a sign that read, "Welcome Home From Prison Mom."
Way to go, kid.