For real...this woman's mug shot might actually be more ridiculous than the story itself.
45-year old Janice Smith was arrested for allegedly capturing squirrels and training them to attack her ex.
That's right. She caught squirrels and trained them to attack her ex.
The victim had many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers.
As absurd as all of that is, the mug shot is the best part.