What's the key to discouraging sex? Apparently it's an uncomfortable, cardboard bed.
In an effort to discourage intimacy and help to stop the spread of COVID-19, Olympic officials have set up 18,000 cardboard beds in the notoriously sex-crazed athletes’ village, according to Dezeen magazine.
“Beds to be installed in Tokyo Olympic Village will be made of cardboard, this is aimed at avoiding intimacy among athletes,” American distance runner Paul Chelimo tweeted. “Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” Chelimo cracked. “I see no problem for distance runners, even 4 of us can do.”
Coco Gauff, who had been expected to lead Team USA in Tennis, will no longer be competing in the Olympics as she has texted positive for COVID-19. Two South African footballers, Thabiso Monyane and Kamohelo Mahlatsiand, video analyst Mario Masha, and rugby sevens coach Neil Powell have all tested positive as well.