Sorted, a tech company in the U.K., is looking for a new Assistant Director of Cheese. Yes, that implies there is already a Director of Cheese who could use some assistance.
According to their site, a “successful candidate will have an in-depth knowledge of both domestic and foreign cheese and will understand how to balance flavors for varying tastes and palates.”
Applicants also also needs to be tech savvy! And the person that gets hired will not only get the standard benefits of 40 vacation days and 5% pension contribution, they’ll also get unlimited cheese. Say it with me, UNLIMITED CHEESE.
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