In another installment of why the hell is this a thing: fanny pack sandals. I am so disappointed.
Even more upsetting, this horrific insult to footwear is being released by NIKE. *judging you*
Nike's "Fanny Pack" Benassi JDI slides drop sometime soon in multiple colors. If for whatever reason these are a thing you want to spend money on, you can grab them in either a gray/black, black/pink, or green/blue combination. The regular Benassi Slides retail for $19.99 so I can't imagine they'd be much more than that.