Bob Delmont

Bob Delmont

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Here are the Top signs its Christmas Break!

Sad young woman contemplating about Christmas holidays

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Top Signs It’s Christmas Break

 

You’ve gained 10 pounds in two days

 

Fire Department Santa is coming down your block

 

You see the Amazon delivery driver more than your family

 

Real Christmas trees are 80% percent off

 

You’re counting returning Amazon packages as your cardio

 

The site of wrapping paper is making you nauseous

 

You shuffle you credit cards like a deck of cards

 

You’ve watched “A Christmas Story” 12 times today

 

Your blood is 90% percent candy cane

 

Your kids haven’t been this hyped up since the last day of school

 

You’re garage looks like an Amazon warehouse

 

You just set your alarm clock for noon


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