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Top Signs It’s Christmas Break
You’ve gained 10 pounds in two days
Fire Department Santa is coming down your block
You see the Amazon delivery driver more than your family
Real Christmas trees are 80% percent off
You’re counting returning Amazon packages as your cardio
The site of wrapping paper is making you nauseous
You shuffle you credit cards like a deck of cards
You’ve watched “A Christmas Story” 12 times today
Your blood is 90% percent candy cane
Your kids haven’t been this hyped up since the last day of school
You’re garage looks like an Amazon warehouse
You just set your alarm clock for noon