You're probably reading the title of this post and thinking, "Tell me something I don't already know."  I realize we all know that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are ridiculous.  At least Kanye has some sort of talent that he can offer the world. 

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The couple has now taken things to the next level.  They've dropped over $1 million on armored cars that can withstand bullets, bombs, landmines, rocket-propelled grenades and kidnappers.  I hate to break it to them but no one cares enough to try anything like that.  The scariest thing in their lives is a guy with a camera standing outside a club asking questions about Kanye's next album.  It's not like they're a royal family or something. 

I also read that they're thinking about hiring body doubles for when they go out.  Good luck finding someone with as big a rear end as Kim and someone with as big of an ego as Kanye.  Things like that are only produced once in a lifetime. 

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