Things women can do that guys can't

-  Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close  (literally!) as we get to our own babies.

 

-  Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough  said.

 

-  Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for  help. Consulting the GPS doesn't count either, boys.

 

-  Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look  hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good  drinking beer too.

 

-  Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men.  Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, maybe  hook another hubby.

 

 

-  Multitask: We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching  America’s Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat.

 

-  Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, à la Fergie and  Madonna.

 

-  Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men’s  shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the  bar.

 

-  Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a “Sorry, officer” is  all it takes to get off scot-free.

 

-  Become a cougar, not a dirty old man: Sure, the idea of an older man  sounds hot, but the reality is often a skeezy shmuck. Cougars, however, are  fierce. Like: Demi Moore.

 

-  Wing it on the dance floor...convincingly: Guys will be so busy  checking out your shaking booty, they won’t even notice you’re not a great  dancer.

 

-  Wear high-heels: They add four inches to our height and make our legs  look fab. Hey guys, what do your ratty old sneakers do for your  physique?

 

-  Flirt with the bouncer: We bat our eyes at the doorman and get in the  door with no cover charge. If a guy were to try it, we’re thinking he might get  kicked out of line.

 

-  Blame it on PMS: Just say the words "cramp," "tampon" or “period” and  men instantly let you have your way.

 

-  Grow out our hair: We miss a haircut appointment and our hair just  looks longer and sexier. Guys miss theirs and they start looking like they’re  homeless.

 

-  Cover up a zit: Both men and women are prone to blemishes, but one of  the sexes has a multitude of concealers and creams at their disposal to cover  them up.

 

 

-  Wear a thong: They make our butt look great and are a surefire way to  turn on a guy. If a dude tried donning one, well, it would just look  gross!

 

-  Get a manicure: Hanging at the nail salon is just a normal day for a  woman. But a guy getting a mani/pedi is bound to get weird looks.

 

(Source: Cosmo)

Bob Delmont

So here is my bio, in case you were interested. I was born in raised in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Black and gold runs through my veins. My High School was even Black and Gold at North Allegheny! Go Tigers! . Never went to one game, the highlight there was being in a musical. "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." Yes i sang.....badly. Why was it the highlight?.....I stole the coat and sold it on E-bay. 50 bucks.I went to I.U.P. college......Indiana University of Pennsylvania. I'd love to say that its a branch campus of I-U but its not. As you know, the town is Indiana, Pa, and if I sent my high school scores to Indiana State they would roll with laughter. I did the college radio thing then my first job in Johnstown, PA. The home of 9 floods. Why people still live there I do not know. Then I came back to Pittsburgh to work at the country station there at night for 5 years. Then 93.1 WPOC in Baltimore since 1999. Now I'm HERE!I love Country music, television and movies. I believe Breaking Bad is the greatest drama ever and Seinfeld the best comedy. I also love my wonderful wife Vikki, I am truly the luckiest.Thanks for listening to me, I need all the help I can get.

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